DISCLAIMER

We could tell you that visiting our site is really at your own risk. That you might be mentally (and physicly) damaged if you stay too long, or visit frequently. Oh yeah? So what?? Huh! Well.. That for some reason your credit-card is refused while buying a vegetarian garagedoor en the logo on it suddenly says “europaard masterpaard”, your car has a tremendous shoarma-meatroll on the roof which can be controlled by a panel above the place where your caraudio system usually was, you’re driving a Skoda Shoarma 1.3. with garlick-injection and you didn’t even ask for it!!

Even when you’re okay with that you might reconsider because EVERY MORNING an inflatable Egyptian Pharao is screaming in your right ear “ To finally feed the eastern-midgets “ BUT YOU CAN’T! You are tied to an unconscious eggplant that earlier convinced you to use Polycolor for your vintage pubic hair that you just stole from an uncut hedgehog with a criminal record… No.. We do not sell insurance... or frying equipment..